isLoginBroken 18 years ago
  • loginisbroken 18 years ago

    Um, how does that thread show that it's a joke? What am I missing?

    In other news: login does appear to be very broken.

    • as 18 years ago

      The nickb comment in question shows up under pg's posts.

      • sabat 18 years ago

        What makes it a joke, exactly? nickb shows up under pg's posts. OK. So he has a sock puppet. That's an April Fool's joke?

        • xlnt 18 years ago

          he faked it, to trick us. that's the joke. nickb isn't really a sock puppet.

          • sabat 18 years ago

            ... or so the Germans would have us believe.

            Applying Occam's Razor, the simpler explanation is that PG actually does use nickb as a sock puppet, made a mistake, and then attempted to cover it up using April Fool's Day as a convenient excuse.

            • mariorz 18 years ago

              The chance that the mistake would happen today in particular is what makes it not the simplest explanation. That also wouldn't explain why the comment would appear on pg's comments thread.

              • TrevorJ 18 years ago

                Clearly the simplest explanation is that nickb is PG, but an earlier version of himself that had traveled back in time to kill his own grandfather.

              • sabat 18 years ago

                Dude, I was just joking. :-)

            • pg 18 years ago

              Damn. Forgot that. Yes, sorry, it's not an April Fools' joke. I am actually nickb.

              • as 18 years ago

                Or maybe this 'pg' character is an elaborate front for nickb.

                The pipe organ fugue should be right about here.

              • mrtron 18 years ago

                That's just the sort of joke you would make if you really were nickb!

              • ovi256 18 years ago

                You can not fool me. This is what really is happening: pg IS nickb's SOCKPUPPET! Even in IRL! I figured it out! OMG! Wake up shee...

                Ok, enough, I'm loling too hard.

              • lg 18 years ago

                it must be a joke. i looked back at nickb's posts and he mentioned depending on textmate?! no way a vi user would betray the brotherhood, even in puppet form.

            • danohuiginn 18 years ago

              Occam's razor? You mean "entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity"? So <i>every</i> account here is pg?

  • pg 18 years ago

    Damn. Forgot that. Yes, sorry, it's an April Fools' joke. Thanks, Alex, for helping out. The recent outage (now fixed, let's hope) is unconnected, btw.

    • jgrahamc 18 years ago

      What a pity. I had been assuming for a while that nickb was a code for 'nickname b' (where pg was 'nickname a').

    • immad 18 years ago

      pg!!! you admitted it too early!

      Nice joke though :)

    • greendestiny 18 years ago

      Personally I think it would have been funnier if it was rms or someone else slightly more controversial :) Before I realised it was a joke I just couldn't understand where you found the time submit so many articles.

raganwald 18 years ago

I've waited as long as I can stand it before inserting a spoiler:

"In the early 1990s, I was writing a lot of essays and columns for magazines and journals, so much so that I was using a pseudonym for some of that work: Nickieben Bourbaki. The original idea for the name was that my staff at Lucid would help with the writing, and the single pseudonym would represent the collective, much as the French mathematicians in the 1930s used "Nicolas Bourbaki" as their collective name while rewriting the foundations of mathematics in their image. However, no one but I wrote anything under that name."

http://www.dreamsongs.com/WorseIsBetter.html

  • ashu 18 years ago

    "The collective" can indeed be prolific. Intriguing.

  • tel 18 years ago

    Dang. It's either that or a whole tonne of French mathematicians. Good work!

    • raganwald 18 years ago

      I can't take too much credit. I bit on the story hook, line and sinker. I started to write a comment saying in essence, "So what if Paul is writing under a nom de plume, there are good reasons for doing so..."

      One of the good examples that came immediately to mind was Richard Gabriel. So I Googled "Worse Is Better" and copied that exact paragraph to insert as a quotation to support my point.

      Then I read what I had just pasted and the light went on...

      • tel 18 years ago

        Oh, let me tell you the lead-up there is perfect—serendipitous or otherwise. I had a smooth transition: "Really? That seems pretty interes---- oh man, brilliant!"

  • mynameishere 18 years ago

    This thread makes nickb seem like a real, individual person:

    http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=99923

    A word about myself so you can see where I'm coming from... I'm currently part of a startup.

    pg comments:

    its real purpose is to thank Nickb, and I think he deserves it.

cglee 18 years ago

This reminds one time when I first started playing Counter Strike. I found myself alone one night and could finally play CS without anyone bitching, so I indulged late into the night teaming up with this very highly efficient group of players. Their usage of team commands was incredible and I, being a newbie, followed the better players around closely, often being the support gunner. The teamwork was magical and you just felt the chemistry.

After a few hours, I decided to start making small talk. Then, to my horror, I realized I had been playing with bots the entire time.

I just hope the rest of you are real.

  • jcl 18 years ago

    Does it please you to just hope the rest of I are real?

ericb 18 years ago

Pseudonyms can be used to good effect. Ben Franklin used them extensively. They're especially good for testing out or spreading ideas you'd like to have considered apart from their source.

When I started a small social site, the first thing I did was create 40 nicknames and start talking to myself. Boot-strapping a social site is tough. Most users leave if they see an empty site.

  • euccastro 18 years ago

    I have an uncle that tried that when he opened a pub. It didn't quite work.

jpeterson 18 years ago

This thing is starting to take on an eerie "Paul is dead" aura.

Alex3917 18 years ago

C.f. the whole thread here: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=151461

All I can say is wow. Especially after his most recent essay on intellectual honesty. What bullshit. TechStars is looking better and better all the time.

  • ardit33 18 years ago

    Chillout. Keep in mind that every website that depends on community activity, starts as a ghost town, with fictional accounts, (which are owned by the creators of the website) that start posting/commenting, to get it jump started, and make new commers feel like there is a reason to stay.

    Every single web 2.0 website does this, so I don't think that is dishonest. Maybe Pg. liked the anonimity of his alter ego, nickb, and kept posting on his name, and got carried on (and forgot to switch names). And if you see nickb, stats, he is probably the oldest user in here.

    user: nickb created: 406 days ago karma: 10982 about: My email: nickb.yc {at} gmail.

    This is the only site where I comment/post. I am not 'nickb' on any other site.

    • xirium 18 years ago

      > every website that depends on community activity, starts as a ghost town, with fictional accounts

      Apparently, this is very common practice on dating websites.

      • ardit33 18 years ago

        Yes, dating websites have that, but there is clear maliciousness in that, as they try to make you think somebody is interested on you, so you can fork money. News.yc is not trying to bilk money out of you, or try to play with your emotions. PG using nickb's name (if it is so), might be similiar to countless of writers that user pseudonims on their work. I doesn't make them worse people for doing so.

        Anyways, all web 2.0 have gohsts, or test accounts, youtube, friendster (used to have them marked as test), facebook, you name it. and of course, we have Tom of myspace, the most profilic account ever (who lied about his age too). So, what? The value of news.yc is the great submissions and comments comming from everybody, and not just pg, nickb, or whoever else.

        • xirium 18 years ago

          Another difference is that dating sites typically "borrow" the images of very hot young ladies. That's certainly a much greater level of deceptiveness.

        • raganwald 18 years ago

          I used to make and sell software for classified ad management, including personals. There is a loose code of ethics for newspapers: they will post "filler" ads if there aren't enough paying customers, however they never pretend to contact a customer and they maintain custoemr privacy.

          For example, one client had filler adverts in their personals section. There was a box number for snail mail replies, and their strict policy was that all replies to the fictitious ads were shredded unopened and unread.

          Just an anecdote, no opinion on what is and is not legitimate business...

    • pg 18 years ago

      Just so we're clear on this, I asked Alex to post the above. He's just pretending to be upset.

      • gaika 18 years ago

        Somehow I still feel cheated. I'm working on a social news site, and we do not use ghost accounts or fake stats. People still suspect us doing it anyway :( Now I know - they have a good reason to suspect everybody.

        • randallsquared 18 years ago

          For a site like jaanix or reddit (or news.yc), there's no implicit fraud in having lots of ghost accounts, as long as you don't include them in stats to advertisers or whatever. People come for the content, not because others are there.

          • gaika 18 years ago

            Unlike reddit or news.yc, jaanix has a recommender that is based on implicit trust between the users. Sock puppets destroy this trust.

            • randallsquared 18 years ago

              Hm. It still seems like consistency would fix that. It would make "doing it right" a little harder, but it could be done with no loss for normal users, I think.

      • comatose_kid 18 years ago

        Oh, you asked 'Alex', huh? Come on, we know that you and he are one and the same.

xirium 18 years ago

I can think of other explanations including April Fools Day, data corruption and a problematic upgrade which affected accounts and logins. Alteratively, given the essay What You Can't Say ( http://www.paulgraham.com/say.html ) and the recent drop in essay quality, it is possible that some essays are ghost written.

  • mrtron 18 years ago

    I have evidence that pg has been outsourcing everything, and is now working a 4 hour work week.

    Willing to sell this evidence to the highest bidder, but pg has already offered a spot in the next YC round to me. He also is throwing in tickets and a flight down for startup school after I complained here: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=148485

mattculbreth 18 years ago

Has anyone seen nickb and pg at the same time in the same place?

  • rglullis 18 years ago

    Has anyone seen nickb, ever?

    • nickb 18 years ago

      I have it on good authority that if you come to Startup School in 2-3 weeks from now, you will :)

      • rglullis 18 years ago

        I'm pretty sure that the same can be said about Paul Graham.

        Now I don't know if you are saying this because you are really PG in desguise (btw, what've happened to bugbear?) or if you is really you. Damn, stop confusing me! :)

  • euccastro 18 years ago

    Well, almost. I once saw nickb sneaking into a phone cabin, and pg rushing out shortly after. I reckon I didn't notice the discrepancy; my only thought at the time was "you'd think those guys would have cell phones."

    Now it all makes sense!

asdflkj 18 years ago

He was probably posting from a computer at YC HQ that nickb used before him. You people are like children.

Jesin 18 years ago

OK, April 1 is over, so which is it?

Either way, great job with the confusion.

  • davidw 18 years ago

    nickb is Enoch Root.

ardit33 18 years ago

oh, snap. pawn3d. I still like him thou, and I liked nickb too.

pius 18 years ago

News.yc "user" nickb is actually a sockpuppet for Paul Graham??

I doubt it.

pjf 18 years ago

If it's a joke, why nickb didn't reply in this thread? ;-)

  • nickb 18 years ago

    Sorry, was too busy with work... I finally found some time and saw the thread.

jkush 18 years ago

April Fools?

kirubakaran 18 years ago

You guys don't know anything. Chuck_Norris is pg's sock puppet.