points by joejohnson 14 years ago

This reminds me of that Simpson's episode "Bart the Mother". The town gets overrun with Bolivian tree lizards:

Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.

Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?

Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!

Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

mmaunder 14 years ago

Reminds me of:

"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design." — Friedrich von Hayek

canistr 14 years ago

But lizards are cold-blooded. Wouldn't they just freeze to death in the winter as well?

  • hvs 14 years ago

    Not as humorously.

  • kragen 14 years ago

    There are plenty of cold-blooded species that live in places that freeze in the winter, notably including all plants. So somehow your logic has a flaw.

jfb 14 years ago

Yeah, that's a classic. Always reminds me of the Sugar Barons of Hawaii importing Asian mongooses to handle their rat problem; sadly, the rats are nocturnal, and the mongooses are diurnal. Also tasty are groundnesting birds. Oops.

cwe 14 years ago

First thing in my head too