kazinator 3 hours ago

> A Montana police officer spotted the giant banana rolling through Billings on Wednesday afternoon and did what countless law enforcement officers have done before him.

Boys in the blue in Montana,

Pulled over a giant banana.

Drawn by the appeel of the yellow four wheeler,

They spun jokes deadpan and deadpanner.

imzadi 5 hours ago

There's always money in the banana car

  • dnpls 4 hours ago

    Captain America turns head I understood that reference

TomK32 2 hours ago

He should keep a log book for his police encounters, categorized by ticket with every cop putting their name and number into it so he can show the cops how often they waste everybody's time...

  • kube-system 2 hours ago

    Do you think that would change their mind? An officer who thinks it is okay to pull over the banana car just to take a look at it probably would not blame any other officer for doing it.

gnabgib 2 days ago

Discussion yesterday (168 points, 92 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48601420

  • chris_wot 14 hours ago

    I missed that, which is a pity as it's a fruitful story and I must have slipped up as it looks quite a-peeling. Certainly I clicked on this story as it stood out from the bunch.

    • actionfromafar 8 hours ago

      What's a fruitful story for you can get berry triggering for a botanist.

    • nicbou 4 hours ago

      These cops using their authority to stop him is a bit of a slippery slope. If he's too tired to humour this monkey business, he can't just peel off.

avgDev 3 hours ago

Have any of you seen the Weiner mobile?

That thing is so cool and I've seen it in the wild a few times.

dieselgate 4 hours ago

Super cool article, love how the driver got bored of car shows and wanted to do something different. Article doesn't appear to mention any of the engine or chassis specifics?!

Reminds me of Dumb and Dumber when the cops say they're following a "1985 Sheepdog, sir"

  • avgDev 3 hours ago

    Said it was on a pickup truck frame.

dwa3592 5 hours ago

That's a good looking car. I wish there were more of these on the roads.

exegete 3 hours ago

How does this work with registration? Like what would they put for make and model for the car? I imagine there has to be a way to add custom cars to it.

  • kube-system 2 hours ago

    Typically these types of vehicles are highly modified from some other vehicle, and they are registered as that original vehicle. It sounds like this one is built on a truck chassis:

    > The truck beneath the banana has now traveled more than 250,000 miles.

    It is also possible to register a vehicle built from scratch, but this typically requires a lot more paperwork to do.

verst 4 hours ago

I saw this very banana car while I was having brunch Sunday morning in Ballard Seattle!

  • eks-reigh 2 hours ago

    Same! There were a few other art cars parked by the locks, so I would guess it was some kind of meetup.

NoSalt 4 hours ago

Are you driving a banana, or are you happy to see me?

micromacrofoot 4 hours ago

I'm glad the owner takes it lightly, but isn't this actually an abuse of power? If I can't pull someone over because I want a photo with their car... cops shouldn't be able to either, right?

inglor_cz 8 hours ago

So many comments in the previous thread and no one mentions the banana car from Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo video.

  • miah_ 5 hours ago

    I wondered if it was the same but he says he built this car in 2008 which would have been three years after that video.

classified 5 hours ago

> Often officers simply wanted photographs. Other times they invented reasons to start a conversation.

Who knew that abuse of privilege could be fun! But then I think it's only natural that the LEOs of a banana republic would feel a magnetic attraction to a giant banana.

  • eagerpace 5 hours ago

    He's calling the adventure "The World Needs More Whimsy Grand Tour." Sometimes it's ok to have fun. Nobody drives a big banana thinking they're not going to attract attention. It's part of the fun and whimsy.

    • nicbou 4 hours ago

      You have a point, but stopping a car as a police officer is a much less consensual interaction than having a quick chat at a red light. It's a very forceful way to have a friendly conversation.

      • lazide 4 hours ago

        squints have you met any police?

        • skinfaxi 4 hours ago

          Yeah have you? They carry guns and are prone to violence in the US at rates disproportionate to the rest of the population, and that's just against their own loved ones.

          > Two studies have found that at least 40% of police officer families experience domestic violence, (1, 2) in contrast to 10% of families in the general population.(3) A third study of older and more experienced officers found a rate of 24% (4), indicating that domestic violence is 2­4 times more common among police families than American families in general.

          https://olis.oregonlegislature.gov/liz/2017R1/Downloads/Comm...

          • lazide 1 hour ago

            Duh? Maybe re-read my comment?

            • classified 1 hour ago

              It doesn't say anything, it's literally a question.

              • lazide 1 hour ago

                Amazing

                • nicbou 48 minutes ago

                  This is a good moment to pay attention to the Hacker News guidelines. This is not a place for this sort of comments.

                  • lazide 40 minutes ago

                    Don’t threaten me with a good time. I keep asking dang to ban me; no luck so far.

                    Looks like you’ve wasted about the same amount of time here as I have!

    • gacgacgac 4 hours ago

      Cops pulling someone over is never "fun and whimsy".

      • eagerpace 4 hours ago

        Not saying I enjoy it. Not saying that I’d drive a giant banana either. But if I saw a police car, pull over a giant banana, I would think it was hilarious. That’s the definition of whimsy.

        • wat10000 3 hours ago

          Whimsy should be consensual and not involve the threat of violence.

        • delecti 3 hours ago

          Being pulled over is a command under threat of violence, by an agent of the state empowered to use deadly force, who is mostly insulated from the consequences of poor judgement or abuses of power. Being pulled over by cops cannot be whimsical.

          • hluska 2 hours ago

            Thankfully, not everyone thinks like you do. I have zero problems with police and never have. I trust you’ve heard of different opinions?

            • delecti 2 hours ago

              We can hold differing opinions about whether state sanctioned threats of deadly force are whimsical, but that is unarguably what being pulled over is.

            • mrguyorama 1 hour ago

              Please tell me which "differing opinion" excuses rampant theft through Civil Asset Forfeiture which cops don't seem to have a problem with?

            • classified 1 hour ago

              The use of deadly force on unarmed civilians is a fact in the US, not an opinion.

      • qingcharles 38 minutes ago

        I had a car that was pulled over dozens of times so the cops could take pics with it. Most of the time it was cool. Two times pissed me off: one time a cop had just pulled me over on the highway for a pic, okay cool, I pull back onto the highway and went maybe a mile before I was pulled over a second time by his buddy.

        Other time I was just rolling into LA for a comic con, it was 3am and I'd been driving for about 14 hours. I was minutes from my hotel and of course here come the cops. I had to make a big detour to find somewhere safe to stop. The next day someone said "Oh, I think my buddy stopped you last night!" so I had him call his cop friend and was able to safely cuss him out from a distance :)

        On the other hand I had one awesome experience with the cops in Oxnard when we put my car on the train tracks and accidentally set off the barriers and caused an enormous tailback in each direction at the railroad crossing. I thought the cops would be mad, but they were hilarious and promised to figure out the traffic snafu for us.

        https://imgur.com/a/pBcLKqz (we didn't realize the barriers automatically detect stuff on the tracks)

        Then an hour later when I was driving the car down the tracks again another cop walked up on me all mad and told me he was writing me a ticket for driving on the tracks, but when I read the ticket he'd written it out to Marty McFly and had a great laugh about it. Here's a pic of him booking Marty haha

        https://imgur.com/a/vm0ud5y

        • fragmede 25 minutes ago

          That's an awesome story! deserves to be more than a hacker news comment with imgur links

          • qingcharles 1 minute ago

            Here's where the barriers came down and we panicked a little bit as we couldn't figure out how to get them back up :)

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBo1DvKzRJ4

            The city actually gave us permission for this and promised us there "probably" wasn't any trains using the track that day.

            This was actually the first time we'd ever tried to fit the train wheels, we didn't realise they wouldn't fit over the brakes, so we had to do some disassembly to make them fit :p

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU4RPWjTY8

hluska 2 hours ago

Wow has HN ever taken a turn. What would have once been a conversation about the vehicle has turned into non stop police hatred. Good job - you’ve all become parrots!

It’s especially funny because the owner of the vehicle has zero problems and none of you have evidence of abuse of power but oh no, you’ve all made up your minds and ACAB.

It’s embarrassing you have all decided to stop thinking.

  • InsideOutSanta 1 hour ago

    There is evidence of abuse in the literal title.

2OEH8eoCRo0 6 hours ago

So 100s of cops have done their jobs?

  • saghm 6 hours ago

    > "For the first eight or nine years I was the most pulled-over man in America," he said. "It was constant."

    > Often officers simply wanted photographs.

    > Other times they invented reasons to start a conversation.

    > His favorite stop happened in a small mountain town in West Virginia.

    > A traffic light turned red. Braithwaite stopped. The light turned green and he made a leisurely turn through the intersection.

    > A few moments later, flashing lights appeared behind him.

    > A police officer marched up to the banana and delivered the news.

    > "'The reason I pulled you over, that light back there, you peeled out.'"

    Their job is to take advantage of their authority to have fun at the expense of the time of citizens?

    • williamdclt 5 hours ago

      I'll happily live in a world where this is the extent of police authority abuse.

      • teraflop 5 hours ago

        If you tolerate small abuses, and let people get accustomed to abusing their power in small meaningless ways, the abuses will only grow.

        • lazide 4 hours ago

          I can assure you, pulling over the banana stand is not the road to death camps. The death camps are.

          • zmgsabst 4 hours ago

            Roads don’t start at their end.

            And it didn’t start there in Germany, either banana cars or death camps.

          • wat10000 3 hours ago

            Maybe not death camps, but it is inextricably tied to real abuses. I don't see how you ban "driving while black" stops without also banning these.

            • lazide 1 hour ago

              You also can’t ban these without making it impossible to stop 99% of real issues either.

              A giant banana car is the definition of unusual behavior, after all.

              • mrguyorama 1 hour ago

                "Unusual" behavior should not be justification for any police interaction.

                Society doesn't benefit from policing "Weird".

                • lazide 1 hour ago

                  Society (broadly) disagrees, and even trivial examples would have you agreeing with them if you thought it through.

                  If a cop saw someone hiding in your bushes at 2am - stop and check it out, or nah?

                  • wat10000 18 minutes ago

                    Society agrees broadly, enough that it's illegal in the US to stop someone just for "unusual behavior." You have to have an actual concrete reason to suspect someone of a crime. Not that police always follow the law on this.

        • overfeed 3 hours ago

          > ... the abuses will only grow.

          SCOTUS made race-based Kavanaugh Stops legal. Stipping a banana on wheels is a much lower bar

      • kube-system 2 hours ago

        The problem isn't the severity of the infraction, it's the lack of respect for the rule of law, and an institutionalized acceptance of that practice.

        The prioritization of a respect for authority over a respect for the rule of law is notoriously problematic in small town america in very real ways.

    • pak9rabid 5 hours ago

      Sounds like a fun way to make a lot of friends in law enforcement :)

      • saghm 4 hours ago

        Right, there's definitely not a bunch of pressure from the fact that they can throw you in jail for basically anything and probably get away with shooting you if they really wanted that would get in the way of a real meaningful relationship...

  • kube-system 6 hours ago

    The police can only stop a driver if they believe they have committed a primary traffic offense.

    • sidewndr46 5 hours ago

      No? Not even close. If the police "smell weed" they can stop you. If the police believe you have active warrants they can stop you. If the police believe you have committed a criminal act of any kind, they may stop you

      • kube-system 5 hours ago

        I'm speaking about a traffic stop specifically, I am aware other crimes exist.

        • sidewndr46 5 hours ago

          your statement was "The police can only stop a driver". This is completely false. It is based off the belief of the officer, not fact or reality.

          • kube-system 5 hours ago

            > It is based off the belief of the officer, not fact or reality.

            A belief that they have violated some law. They cannot do it for these reasons, from the article:

            > Often officers simply wanted photographs.

            > Other times they invented reasons to start a conversation.

    • petcat 5 hours ago

      That's not true at all. The police can stop a vehicle for any suspicion of unlawful activity. For instance, to question a driver about the street-legal-ness of their homemade banana car. You can, however, refuse questioning and refuse any inspection of the interior of the vehicle and just ask them to cite you for what they pulled you over for.

      • kube-system 5 hours ago

        They are required to have reasonable suspicion that the banana car is unlawful in some way. (e.g. missing required equipment, etc) Simply wanting to question the driver or get a picture for funsies is not quite enough.

        • wyclif 4 hours ago

          IANAL, and would like to believe that what you say is true, but I think in most jurisdictions "reasonable suspicion" that the vehicle was not street legal would float as justification for a stop.

          • kube-system 3 hours ago

            There is no "street legal" statute, so it would have to be for something specific like an improperly displayed license plate, that one example in the article alludes to.

            But other examples in the article like "Often officers simply wanted photographs." would not be a legal reason.

            Now, in practice, this is a very easy standard to meet, because even if an officer wants to pull someone over arbitrarily, they can simply follow someone until they make a very minor infraction like crossing a line improperly, exceeding the speed limit by 1mph, rolling a stop, or failing to signal... but they still have to do it.

        • roughly 2 hours ago

          It’s a goddamn banana car. This guy’s banana car is apparently legal, well constructed, and registered properly, but yes, the presence of a hand made banana car is reasonable suspicion that the car may not be up to snuff, road legal, or safe to operate around others.

          • kube-system 1 hour ago

            That's a common misconception about what "reasonable suspicion" means.

            "Reasonable suspicion of a crime" is an objective legal standard that doesn't mean the same thing as "they look suspicious" or the situation itself is "suspicious" -- it means that the officer thinks that a specific articulable crime has, is, or is about to occur. They don't have to be 100% sure, and they don't even have to be correct about what the law even is, but they do have to believe a law was broken.

            Being unusual by itself does not legally qualify for reasonable suspicion of a crime or infraction, because being unusual isn't a crime.

            Now, the officer could be interested in the car because it is a banana, and want to stop it to take a picture of it, but they have to have suspicion of some specific violation first.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whren_v._United_States

            For example:

            1. "Hey that banana car looks weird" > "it doesn't look like it has turn signals" > [pulls them over] > "hey do you have turn signals", "yes", "ok my bad have a nice day" = legal, because not having turn signals is an equipment violation.

            2. "Hey that banana car looks weird" > [pulls them over] > "hey is this thing legal?" = illegal, because looking weird is not a crime

            • roughly 25 minutes ago

              Interesting, I see the distinction. That said, I’m genuinely curious here (and, I’m not defending police overreach - you can browse my comments if you’re worried I’ve got any love for authoritarians) - let’s take as a given that we’ve got a societal interest in automobiles meeting safety standards, and let’s take as a given that we’ve nominated the police as the body designated to ensure that vehicles being operated on the road meet these safety standards (or at least, we’ve designated them as the on-the-ground eyes for seeking out vehicles that don’t). Let’s also assume that some of those safety standards are not immediately visible from the outside - eg, it’s difficult to tell at a glance if the frame of the banana car is a well-constructed piece of welded steel or a shopping cart.

              A cop sees what is clearly a hand-made banana car driving past them in the other direction on the road. What do you feel like are the appropriate actions for that cop to take in those circumstances, with just the facts available to them at hand?

              I’m not arguing that the cops we have do not regularly and aggressively abuse their power and violate the social contract, but I’m struggling to see how we would want a cop to behave in an ideal world in this circumstance that isn’t “pull over the banana car and make sure it’s safe.” From the sound of it, they’re not ticketing the banana car, they obviously haven’t impounded it, and knock wood, they haven’t shot the driver yet, but what would your expectation be for them in that situation?

  • 4chandaily 5 hours ago

    More like 100s of cops have abused their authority to harass a middle aged artist.

    At even just 10 minutes a stop, that is over 30 hours of this poor man's life he has spent staring at the berries and cherries just because some entitled cop thought he deserved a photo op.

    • petcat 5 hours ago

      > harass a middle aged artist

      This man is driving a homemade banana car across the continent specifically because he wants the attention it garners. It's the whole point.

      • Arodex 5 hours ago

        Yeah, the attention of armed people with the authority to order him around. See how ridiculous that sounds?

        • petcat 5 hours ago

          I would advise you not drive a homemade fruit car around your town if you are this terrified of the attention it will bring. He clearly said in the article that he enjoys the encounters. He is doing this on purpose.

          • sixothree 5 hours ago

            You seem to have misunderstood the reason this country was founded in the first place.

          • 4chandaily 5 hours ago

            Him enjoying the attention doesn't make the actions of the police right or just. He enjoys the attention, they are abusing their authority, Both things are true.

            • petcat 5 hours ago

              > they are abusing their authority

              It's perfectly reasonable to question whether that vehicle is street legal when it passes by on the road. It would be my first thought. It looks like it's mounted on a boat trailer chassis, and the windshield appears to have questionable effectiveness at high speeds. Pulling him over to ask about it seems like they are doing their jobs. Especially when I am also a driver on the same road.

              • wat10000 3 hours ago

                Is it legally reasonable? Does the local law make "that looks funny, might not be street legal" a primary traffic offense?

          • nicbou 4 hours ago

            I got a lot of attention on a trip of mine. People would walk up to me at gas stations to ask about mt my trip and it was super cool.

            However we interacted as equals and I was free to refuse the conversation or end it when I wanted. I was free to set boundaries.

            I would not feel the same if stopped by cops.

          • kube-system 2 hours ago

            Attracting attention does not vindicate others in violating that person's rights.

      • rozap 5 hours ago

        Yea, he should be driving the state sponsored crossover suv like the rest of the country.

      • 4chandaily 5 hours ago

        Wanting to attract attention and wanting to be constantly interrupted by law enforcement are not the same thing. This is the "well if she didn't want to be raped, she shouldn't have worn that skirt!" argument, and it doesn't look any better here.

        • petcat 5 hours ago

          He said that he enjoys it. Why not just let him have fun in his banana car if he wants to? HN commenters seem to be the only people upset about this. He specifically said that he enjoys the banter and photo-ops with the police.

          • lazide 4 hours ago

            Because no one is allowed to have fun, obviously.

    • aardvark92 4 hours ago

      The police are human too and often bored on shift. The world needs more whimsy!

      I understand your perspective, but viewing police as solely as a potential threat is not spreading whimsy.

      • loloquwowndueo 4 hours ago

        > but viewing police as solely as a potential threat is not spreading whimsy.

        What a privileged point of view. For a lot of people police are indeed nothing but a potential threat.