orlp 15 hours ago

First, this article is mostly (AI?) regurgitation. This is much better: https://smalldatum.blogspot.com/2026/01/common-prefix-skippi....

Second, I have independently invented this (quicksort on string prefixes) at my time at CWI, although I didn't end up publishing it, because...

Third, this was already published in the original 1961 Quicksort paper by Hoare: https://www.cs.ox.ac.uk/files/6226/H2006%20-%20Historic%20Qu.... Near the end, the section on "Multi-word keys" describes a quicksort that partitions on just the first word, and only accesses the next word for the equality partition. And funnily enough this paper credits P. Shackleton for this, thus this idea was thought of even before the Quicksort paper came out.

So as is usual for software patents, this patent never should have been awarded.

dafelst 17 hours ago

It's kind of insane that such an obvious optimization can be patented, I have to imagine that it has been invented independently dozens if not hundreds of times.

galkk 15 hours ago

Looks like an AI rewrite of something better.

Validark 15 hours ago

Thank you.

For wasting my time.

The only thing someone could learn from this is that CPU registers can be 8 bytes.

hermitcrab 15 hours ago

A vague article.

With one sentence per line.

Most annoying.

ranger_danger 12 hours ago

> A CPU register is naturally 8 bytes in size, and if Oracle extracts 8 bytes from two strings for comparison, then the comparison requires fewer registers and fewer CPU cycles.

Isn't this just a typical SIMD optimization that tons of projects use?

charcircuit 15 hours ago

>A CPU register is naturally 8 bytes in size

What does naturally even mean here. How is a 64 byte register's (zmm0) size any less natural?

  • RealityVoid 15 hours ago

    Or a 7 byte register, if you really want to get freaky.

    • _3u10 15 hours ago

      What about 36 bit registers

  • jeffbee 15 hours ago

    Nothing in this slop means anything particularly, but this detail is extra-wrong considering the variety of processors that the inventor says he used to create this algorithm.