mrami 16 hours ago

Reminiscent of the Molasses Flood, though that was more tragic. Scale is a double-edged sword. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

ajb 17 hours ago

Wacky stuff. I guess one development since then is the Vacuum Excavator, I think they only started being built in the 90s. So you could send some round to suck up the cheese, but I'm not sure there would be enough capacity in the area as they are a niche tool (for excavating around buried services).

  • tonyarkles 17 hours ago

    I’m honestly just stuck thinking about that cleanup. Like… hydrovac is great, but how do you clean out a hydrovac truck filled with butter. And after you get it out, then what? In Madison they temporarily stored it in sanitary sewer holding ponds but that’s not a viable final destination. Does it eventually end up at the landfill?!

    • ajb 17 hours ago

      I guess you would add it a bit at a time to the organic waste stream, at a low enough proportion that it doesn't swamp the system. At least, as long as it's not contaminated with stuff that would rule that out. Then, it probably goes to one of the waste burning power plants.

    • danparsonson 15 hours ago

      If it were my decision I would have found two gigantic slices of bread and made the world's biggest cheese sandwich - think of the tourism revenue!

    • bell-cot 15 hours ago

      Butter is mostly animal fat. Any reason it couldn't be sent down the same waste-processing stream as restaurant cooking grease?

      • Xylakant 15 hours ago

        Volume presumably, as well as being mixed with whatever byproducts of a burning warehouse.

    • amelius 14 hours ago

      This is why they never show robovac commercials with butter/grease as demonstration. It's always cereals and rice candy, and stuff like that.

    • savolai 12 hours ago

      You can actually make biodiesel from butter. It’s about 80–82% fat, so first you clarify it to remove the water and milk solids, then react the fat with methanol and a catalyst like sodium hydroxide. That gives you fatty acid methyl esters (biodiesel) and glycerol as a byproduct.

      In theory, a kilo of butter could yield around 0.9 litres of biodiesel. The main problem, apart from the ridiculous cost, is that butterfat has a lot of saturated fatty acids, so the resulting fuel has pretty terrible cold-weather properties.

      Of course in this case i suspect it was probably not quite pure.

    • pixl97 4 hours ago

      >but how do you clean out a hydrovac truck filled with butter.

      Steam or barely subcritical water.

DicIfTEx 16 hours ago

A devastating 1999 fire in a tunnel connecting France and Italy was also caused by a truck full of flour and margarine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Blanc_Tunnel_fire

iamflimflam1 15 hours ago

Reminds me of a friend who, having watched a documentary on the subject, decided to recreate a custard powder explosion in his student kitchen…

  • mauvehaus 12 hours ago

    Being out on the trail for the Fourth of July one year, I celebrated by taking a handful of flour, rolling it up in a map, and blowing it across a campfire. You can make an impressive fireball with very little flour!

sandworm101 12 hours ago

We forget how much thermal energy lives in things like butter and flour. Butter has roughly the same energy by mass as high-grade coal. But who ever sees a truck full of butter as a fire hazard?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Blanc_Tunnel_fire (1999, 39 dead)

>> The fire burned for fifty-three hours and is estimated to have reached a temperature of 1,000 °C (1,830 °F), mainly due to the margarine load in the trailer, equivalent to a 23,000-litre (5,100 imp gal; 6,100 US gal) oil tanker

jknoepfler 8 hours ago

Excellent holiday cooking inspiration.